Are you a vegan? Have vegan friends? Just like to annoy vegans? Well, here's the must-have app for YOU. The ultimate vegan soundboard is packed with 30 phrases carefully chosen to deliver a direct, totally vegan message without you even having to speak. Want to complain to a bartender that you were served non-vegan beer? There's a phrase for that. Want to recommend your latest vegan blog post to a friend? There's a phrase for that too. Finally, when all the veggie chips are down, you can deliver the message that you are too vegan to even eat out at restaurants any more (yeah, there's even a phrase for that). Turn up your volume, and tell the world you need another tattoo. You know you have to.

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