Inspired by Dr. Guy Secretan, a character in the British sitcom Green Wing. An arrogant womaniser, he keeps a league table the female members of staff, rating their appearance, nature and sexiness. This fun little database offers you the chance to do the same with the women in your life. First, enter their personal details, name, phone number, hair colour etc and then answer ten questions about their looks and personality with a number from 1 to 10 (1 being low and 10 high). The database will then add the questions together to make an overall score, showing you which ladies are a sure bet and which to avoid. Coming soon: Due to popular requests, Secretan4Women! That's right, ladies - soon you can rank all those men in your life too!